New Grandfather
On the 22nd May my middle daughter, Zoe, is due to make me a grandfather for the first time. I hope she makes a good job of it. I mean, I don't want to be a sub-standard grandfather; I want to be at the peak of grandfatherhood from day one. My wife, Jeni, has so far been referred to as WSM (Wicked Step-Mother - pronounced 'Wuzzum'), and, I suppose, will now have to be referred to as WSGM (Wuzzugum).
